REASONS WE DON'T HAVE A SPONSOR

  • No one wants to look at our page
  • We're way, way too expensive
  • Would you want to be associated with this madness?
  • It's in the cards
  • Or maybe it isn't
  • I don't know
  • It was preordained from the very creation of the planet
  • Ummm. . .
  • The voices told me not to have one. I really wanted to, but they insisted. Really. No, really.
  • If you know the real reason (or if you're insane enough to want to sponsor this mess) please let us know.
  • A mosquito is drinking my blood at this very moment.
  • There, I killed it.
  • I feel much better now.
  • How many is that?
  • OOPS!
  • Etc.



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URL: http://pages.prodigy.net/dennisnbetty/sponsor.htm
Created August 31, 1997
Updated December 2, 1997.
No, I'm not insane. Well, okay, maybe a little. Castro is trying to have me killed. Really. He doesn't like my web pages. There's no accounting for taste. Can I go now? Remember: John 3:16. And please, tell somebody else to visit. If you don't I'll tell Castro's men that you are me. So there!