MISLEADING THE WORLD SINCE LAST TUESDAY

TOP STORIES

• Elvis Pregnant - Story by Staff Reporter Ben Dover
• William Jefferson Clinton, Space Alien - Story by Staff Reporter Paige Turner
• Ayatollah Khomeini Returns from Dead - Story by Staff Reporter Warren Peace
• Intelligent Life on Neptune - Story by Staff Reporter Richard Head
• Canada Terrorized by Giant Mosquitoes - Story by Editor Euripides Upmann

EDITORIAL

• The Obligatory Legal Disclaimer - By Staff Legal Counsel Maytu B. Broken

  

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