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T-SHIRTS CDS DVDS

NEW!!! PAY WITH PAYPAL......
USE PAYPAL SHOPPING CART TO ADD ITEM TO LIST THEN CHECK OUT WHEN READY

"NOW UNAVAILABLE"

THE FUCKEMOS DVD............CONTAINS VIDEOS FOR "HURTIN'.......DO YOU WANNA DANCE, BARF BABY, BE NICE, .....USS FRIENDSHIP ROLLER GIRL VIDEO.....A LIVE CONCERT FROM EMOS BATTLE OF THE BANDS CIRCA '95 OR SO........PLUSSSSSSS........FUCK EMOS LIVE AT AN ALL MALE BATH HOUSE.....SUPER UNBELIEVABLE FOOTAGE .........PLUS TWO BONUS TRACKS FROM THE ALBUM "UNRELEASED ON THE EAST SIDE"=."ANTS" AND "LOST DEEP IN OUTER SPACE"......

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DUE TO TECHNICAL PROBLEMS "FUCK EMOS DVD" has been discontinued until firther notice,,,,,,,sry yo


BUY THE FULL LENGTH USSF VINYL ALBUM 
ONLY 5 LEFT HERE SO ORDER NOW
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE IN SWITZERLAND
(but how do we get them to sell)
(guess they need a website for me to link to)
(hmmm)

INCLUDES BONUS SINGLE BELOW (SANS COVER)
ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR $25.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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the  SWISS HAVE ALSO MADE A BEAUTIFUL COMPANION SINGLE TO GO WITH THE FULL LENGTH
IT COMES INSIDE OF THE FULL LENGTH RECORD SANS THE COVER
OR

YOU MAY PURCHASE IT WITH THIS LOVELY ORIGINAL SWISS ART COVER FOR
$5 PLUS s/h
includes the songs IceLand, one eyed lady and Grampa died in WWII

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USS FRIENDSHIP "WOMEN AND CHILDREN LAST"
THE QUEENS ARRIVAL
HOTFIRE
MIKES NOT DEAD
ROLLER GIRL
STUKA BOMBS
APPLY YOURSELF
VIDEO GAMES ABOUT LOVE
FLAMING GOTH
SPIROS COKE CONSPIRACY
TOO METAL
PUERTO RICAN HOLIDAY
(ALL NEW VERSIONS)
PLUS 2 BONUS TRAXX
FROM THE DEMO........
ICELAND &

ONE EYED LADYON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR
$12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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iNCLUDES THE FOLLOWING HITS
ants
back room
lost deep in outer space
lookout he's got a knife
no words
the love that we once knew
woman in love
ymON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR
$12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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FUCK EMOS "CAN KILL YOU"
1. THE SCREAMS OF THE WILD WOMEN
2. DO YOU WANNA DANCE?
3. I CAN'T SMELL JOSEPPI
4. 2 PUNK 2 FUCK
5. WORK
6. 80 GAY SAILORS
7. BERLIN .45
8. YOUR LIES
9. FUCK EMOS
10. PUTRID HUMAN WASTE
11. PEDOPHILE
12. OPUS RUSS
13. FUCK EMOS PLAY AT PARTIES

ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR
$12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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LIFESTYLES OF THE DRUGGES AND HOMELESS'95
1. ED THE CREEP
2. HURTIN'
3. LINGERIE DREAMS
4. TOKYO
5. READY TO DROP
6. DANCIN' QUEEN
7. BE NICE DON'T BE MEAN
8. PRO CHOICE (LIFE IS MURDER)
9. VIETNAMBLA
10. MEXICO
11. SPEEDO
12. PRINT YOUR OWN DAMN SINGLE COVERS
13. TOBY THE NEUTER
14. WET MY BED BOO BOO
15. LOVE IS LIKE OXYGEN
16. PRETTY FLOWERS
17. FUCKEMOS SMOKE CIGARETTES
+3 EXCITING BONUS TRACKS

ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR
$12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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CELEBRATION
1. CELEBRATION
2. LOVE 40
3. WIMPY BAND
4. LESLIE ANN
5. SMOKE
6. WHO IS MY SHMAN
7. VAGUE & MYSTERIOUS
8. NEW MEXICO
9. BIRDIES
10. BLADDER CONTROL
11. WOOLLY MAMMOTH
12. BIRDIES (REPRISE)

ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR $12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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BLACK HELICOPTERS
HI, WHAT STUPID BAND ARE YOU IN?
1. BLACK HELICOPTERS
2. FRANK'S BICYCLE
3. ROCKSTAR
4. MY FACE YOUR BUTT
5. BARF BABY
6. THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND
7. PLEASE POLICE ME
8. BE NICE DON'T BE MEAN
9. TURN TO STONE
10. WHALE
11. I GOTTA GO
12. PUSSIES RIDE IN PLANES
13. WHITE SUNSHINE

ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR
$12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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AIRSHOW 2OOO
14 HITS

1. Something Stinky This Way Comes
2. Toss't Salad
3. Amputeen
4. Airshow
5. Klepto Maniac
6. Someday
7. Stuckemos
8. S.F.L.M.
9. C.U.C. Me
10. Yer Family
11. Lame That Tune
12. Sex Body
13. Metal Gods
14. Honky In The Sky

ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR $12.00 PLUS SHIPPING

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T-SHIRTS FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY

SPECIAL ON NEW AND CLASSIC FUCK EMOS DESIGNER T-SHIRTS ONLY $15.00 PLUS SHIPPING
ALL SHIRTS QUALITY FRUIT OF THE LOOM
Black Ink On White Shirt SM. MD. LG. XL, XXL

 

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  CAN KILL YOU SHIRT           

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FUCKEMOS NAVY
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FISHBUTT GIRL

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I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HANDLED THESE

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OR
MAIL US SOME MONEY (Femoland  2214 E.18th St. Austin Tx 78702)
Order Info: Orders are no longer postage paid.

SHIPPING
Continental US/Canada: $3 (T-shirts ) $3 (CD /DVD)
International: $6 first item, add $4 for each additional item
.(International orders please add extra shipping cost to paypal payment.)
.......the $2 per item is automatically added to your paypal checkout (if you use this) International orders must add $6 more to the final total yourself.....it should let you do this ...if not please make a seperate paypal payment to rustgin@grandecom.net ............of   $6 of course
FEMOS accept : Personal Check, Money Order, Well Concealed Cash (US funds)
please!MAKE ALL CHECKS & MUNEY ORDERS OUT TO "Russell Porter"   


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